The “Ugly” Miracle Plant That Completely Eradicates Anxiety Almost Instantly

The Irish have known about it for centuries, but with a modern twist, its power can now be harnessed by people across the globe.

Life moves pretty fast...

Revered philosopher Ferriss Bueller understood this universal truth, but with the advent of smartphones, emojis, and cat GIFs, we seem to have forgotten it — trading our slow life for a fast one filled with fans, followers, and fake friends.

But it’s still possible to attain the same peace brought on by the truancy of youth.

Most try to access this peace by drinking alcohol, smoking marijuana cigarettes, yoga, or even meditation — which I prefer to call “sitting.”

It hasn’t worked.

Now more than ever, we are busy, anxious, stressed. And we can’t seem to find a solution, no matter how hard we try.

The Irish know something we don’t, though.

Quietly, almost secretly, they’ve been harnessing the power of a plant to sustain themselves and find lasting inner peace.

They nearly lost the plant centuries ago, leading to a nation-wide panic.

Today, the plant is plentiful not just in Ireland, but in nearly all parts of the world.

But until recently, no one has known how to harness its power.

You’ve probably seen this plant in your supermarket, in a friend’s garden, and even in the trash.

It’s been adopted by people of nearly every culture, but they’re all using it wrong — failing to take advantage of its full potential.

How do I know this? Because I was one of those people.

My Embarrassing Experience With The Miracle Plant

As a member of the modern world, I feel a constant anxiety due to the busy-ness of life around me.

My throat tightens. My heartbeat quickens. My mind races constantly — never slowing down or stopping.

I had tried all the popular ways to eliminate these symptoms:

  • Supplements

  • Alcohol

  • Marijuana

  • Yoga

  • “Sitting” (meditation)

Some of them worked for short periods of time, but none provided lasting relief from my constant anxiety.

Until I found the miracle plant I’ve been telling you about.

I’d been around it my entire life but never thought twice about its potential powers. I’m embarrassed to admit, I had thrown this plant away countless times before I realized its true potential.


Because the plant, in its natural form is unremarkable, forgettable, even ugly, if you can believe it.

It wasn’t until I paired this plant with modern technology that I realized its power to completely eradicate my anxiety nearly immediately.

More on that in a moment, but first, I need to introduce you to The Miracle Plant.

Introducing: The Surprisingly “Ugly” Miracle Plant

The potato.

Humble. Hardworking. Healthy.

But certainly not handsome.

The potato is the most humble of plants, preferring to let its work, rather than appearance, do the talking.

Undoubtedly, you’re thinking:

“The potato? That’s the miracle plant? Ridiculous.”

Until recently, I would have agreed.

But remember, I’ve told you The Miracle Plant is often overlooked.

It’s been hiding in plain sight all these years, waiting for someone to realize how it can help.

Until now, the power of the potato has been ignored, but not anymore.

Thanks to an unexpected modern tool, humans now have the ability to harness the infinite power of the potato to propel human consciousness to previously unknown places.

The Unexpected Modern Tool You Need to Harness the Power of the Potato

Most plants require human intervention to become useful. Cotton and hemp are two examples.

This Miracle Plant is no different.

In order to become useful, it needs a little help.

The technology you’ll need is incredibly simple. I’ll bet you even have it in a drawer next to you right now.

A marker.

That’s the most important tool you’ll need to transform The Miracle Plant from its natural form into an anxiety-extinguishing tool.

The Only Thing That Comes Close to the Potato

There’s something I’ve avoided talking about until now.

Next to the potato, it’s the best way to drastically diminish distress in any person.

Short philosophical quotes.

If there’s anything that we’ve learned in the past few years it’s this:

Phrases like “Keep calm and carry on,” are definitely NOT useless and are guaranteed EFFECTIVE 100% of the time.

Your grandmother passed away?

Just keep calm and carry on.

You got fired from your job and don’t know how you’ll support your family now?

Keep calm and carry on.

You’re homeless and your tent got destroyed by a storm and it’s 16 degrees outside and you’re afraid you’ll freeze to death if you sleep outside tonight?

Keep calm and carry on! Why are you even worried?

The Ultimate Cure to Completely Eradicate Anxiety Almost Instantly

You’ve likely realized this by now:

Potatoes with short philosophical quotes written on them are the ultimate cure to completely eradicate anxiety almost instantly.

I call it the Power Potato.

The combination of the lasting inner peace brought about by short philosophical quotes and the infinite power of the potato create a potent pairing that can’t be matched by even the most powerful drugs or spiritual dogmas.

I know what you’re thinking:

“I’m going to make my own Power Potato right now!”

Yes, please do.

But after that — consider sending one to a friend.

The world we live in is busy, stressful, and wears all of us down sometimes.

Sending a Power Potato to a friend could be the act of service that completely turns their life around.

“That’s a great idea! I’m not sure what I’ll write though.”

That’s where Meditater comes in.

Meditater: The Power Potato Purveyor for the Planet

Meditater is a company devoted to sending Power Potatoes to people all over the planet.

Our Power Potatoes are so effective they even work when you’re doing something as pointless as “sitting.” (Otherwise known as “meditating.” Can you guess how we got the name?)

We use our patent-pending Potato Portal to create a personalized potato for you pal based on whatever problems are perplexing them at the present moment.

You can choose your own phrase, or use one of our proven TaterTips, guaranteed to completely eliminate anxiety for the recipient.

In addition to the insightful TaterTip, each Power Potato comes with instructions on how to correctly harness the full power of each potato.

Get Your Power Potato from Meditater Today

Say goodbye to stress and anxiety. Goodbye to screens and bad dreams.

Say hello to a permanent, lasting inner peace that can only be created by short philosophical quotes written on potatoes.

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